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By anonymous - 04/07/2012 14:45 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
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DocBastard 38

1) He's your ex 2) He has an STD 3) He could have given it to you while you were together It seems pretty damned easy to explain unless I'm missing a step... 4) You're still sleeping with him

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allisadawn91 8

Get tested before you explain.

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marbels123 3

Evidence of STDs often can't be visually seen for years -sometimes even decades . . .

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dannyboy01 3

What if he had gotten chlamydia after you broke up with him

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alex_gen 38

Sorry YDI. This was easily preventable.

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bosniangirl27 21

If you cheat it's gonna come back and bite you in the a$$

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TheAspieDork 27

Well, if you're nervous, get tested so you can be sure.

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