Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see...

By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

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You deserved it 19 033

By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

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You deserved it 39 294

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 17 915

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

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You deserved it 74 294

Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

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You deserved it 1 159

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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You deserved it 3 459

By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

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You deserved it 4 623

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

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You deserved it 4 700

mitchem 3

Friday 18 February 2011 1:26

hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:31

This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.

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angel55033 12

Friday 18 February 2011 6:36

maybe you'll get a promotion

bdscherrypopper 0

Friday 18 February 2011 7:54

that's what u get.. u shudnt be sending dirty txt to anyone but ur bf

ieatbebies 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:44

perhaps a second reading of the post is intended

Janae1 5

Friday 18 February 2011 8:44

Time for a new boyfriend

Alexxcunningham 0

Friday 18 February 2011 8:52

she got a big raise for her go getter work ethic and hard work

bossybella 0

Friday 18 February 2011 11:52

lol

shaytards_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 12:07

ydi for sending dirty text :/

atomheartm_fml 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 1:29

Oh come on, we all do that every once in a while! That's just childish.

jazlon21 0

Friday 18 February 2011 14:10

maybe it's a sign that you need a new boyfriend...lol...maybe your boss is free

ageberin2k12 0

Friday 18 February 2011 15:16

damn. that's exactly why I have a password on my iPhone.

lilvic56 5

Friday 18 February 2011 15:35

haha i love 4's comments

chosha_fml 26

Friday 18 February 2011 16:01

Dump his ass. What an idiotic thing to do.

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Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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Today, my sister told me about her upcoming trip to Mexico. I asked her how she was going to do anything without knowing any Spanish. She told me she's "just going to read their lips". FML

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Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML

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Today, I heard my downstairs neighbor being beaten by her husband. I anonymously called 911, hoping to help. She must've seen me giving the cops my statement because as soon as they left, she knocked on my door and punched me square in the face while screaming, "Mind your own business bitch!" FML

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Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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Today, my boyfriend again accused me of cheating on him. This time, it was because I delayed replying to his text message so I could feed my pet. Apparently I'm fucking my pet toad now. Jesus. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML

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Same thing different taste

Deep fake

Now you know

Shot from both sides

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