Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see...

By fmylife117 - 17/02/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 393

You deserved it 6 162

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon

Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 143

You deserved it 19 033

By ishouldntdrink - 10/01/2010 15:11 - United States

Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 913

You deserved it 39 294

By AnnoyedByFriends - 08/08/2013 04:43

Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 738

You deserved it 9 703

By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 378

You deserved it 17 915

Deep fake

By ohtheshame - 02/05/2011 08:34

Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 977

You deserved it 10 760

Now you know

By foolishgirl - 25/02/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I emailed my boyfriend from work. Out of habit, I absent-mindedly entered my department into the "From" field. My boyfriend didn't notice when he replied. Now my entire department knows I want to "drop to my knees and suck him when I get home." And he plans to "finish on my face." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 910

You deserved it 74 294

Shot from both sides

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 12:00

Today, I accidentally sent a sext to my boss instead of my crush. Now I'm in the doghouse at work AND at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 215

You deserved it 1 159

By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 342

You deserved it 3 459

By Somessedup - 09/09/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, my boss asked to use my phone since the company pays for it. A few hours later the same boss called me into his office to fire me. Apparently the company checks the phone records and found a call made on my cell to a sex line. My boss made that call and just fired me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 114

You deserved it 4 623

By Camille - 14/07/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend hacked my facebook account and set my status to say that I was in love with my boss. Seeing the post, my boss called me into his office, and told me he loved me too... FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 536

You deserved it 4 700

mitchem 3

Friday 18 February 2011 1:26

hmm wonder what the next sexual harassment seminar is gonna be like

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:31

This is why we never let anyone play on our phones.

Comments

BigMoki 7

Friday 18 February 2011 16:56

You'll get a raise, trust me :D

hlopeetz 0

Friday 18 February 2011 20:43

haha epic joke!

Mr25_fml 14

Friday 18 February 2011 22:03

I wonder what work will be like the next day.. Boss: "Hey Debra (or whatever your name is)" You: "....Hey Mr. Boss" Boss: "So you really wanna see my weiner?"

toryfee 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:54

hahahahaha. !

pandabarrel 0

Monday 21 February 2011 9:33

I see a raise in your future.

randombitches1 0

Monday 21 February 2011 14:49

ok here's wat u do explain to him wat happened and how ur boyfriend is lord of the douches... take his phone and delete all the "dirty" messages and then BLACKMAIL HIM!!!!!!!!!!! there maybe a raise in it 4 u.

domosumo 0

Friday 25 February 2011 4:15

Your boyfriend is an idiot. Take a few weeks leave and tell your boyfriend you got fired. Make him feel really guilty and let him support you financially for a while. Then dump him. FYL

hallucinog3n 0

Friday 25 February 2011 5:49

pop quiz: when did OP say she was txting her boyfriend? i'll give you a hint: she didn't. why would he change his number to her boss' number, which she probably only calls rarely? think about it. alright.