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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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The heat is on

By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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V_ImPrototype_V 17

Tuesday 18 October 2016 9:19

He's showing he's committed, at least

VanillaBeanGhost 15

Tuesday 18 October 2016 9:24

At least he corrected himself!

Comments

SomeRandomUser 19

Wednesday 19 October 2016 5:26

17-year-olds can be really awkward.

fearbasel04 9

Wednesday 19 October 2016 6:07

does he watch American shows? how I meet your mother, comes into mind.

oldmonk007 6

Wednesday 19 October 2016 7:21

Two possiblities .. 1. You are his dream girl. Or 2. He wanna go down in your pants as soon as possible..!!

Diegoba12 16

Wednesday 19 October 2016 8:27

honestly, idk about other guys, but when I was 17 I was inexperienced with the whole dating thing. I had gfs before but not serious you know, so when I finally got a serious one at 17...I would say weird stuff too but nothing bad or serious. it's just that maybe he likes how you guys met. people at 17 are awkward. especially if it's his first serious relationship even if it has only been 2 weeks.

zaidthunder1 27

Wednesday 19 October 2016 8:27

I suppose your boyfriend just watched the series finale of HIMYM.

mezochan 29

Wednesday 19 October 2016 13:57

Well, I started dating my husband when I was 16. Ten years and one kid later, we're still together. However, we didn't talk like that. We might be weird but we're not THAT weird.

maemismile 22

Wednesday 19 October 2016 16:57

Run, bitch, run!

Cslagem 10

Thursday 20 October 2016 7:28

Could be that he just had a slip of the mind and it came out wrong. Maybe if the way you met was interesting and he meant like "oh I can't wait to look back on it in the (hopefully) long and fruitful relationship?" Dunno