By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
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PyroSam tells us more.

PyroSam 21

Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.

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thevelociraptor 31

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

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cmac86 23

I'm actually curious how the words went.

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mikethekid 9

At least he didn't send a Jehovah's Witness to your door....they never leave

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sassy2085 16

Dashing through the snow On a one horse open sleigh We are sorry to say Your boyfriend is breaking up with You today

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chibiachika 13

'tis the season to be lonely, fa la la la la la la la la I am breaking up with you pa rum pum pum pum Noel, noel, noel, noel, gone is the moment of our love Seriously that sucks though. He's not worth it if he's too cowardly to do it himself

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DestinyRose7 7

Alright I'm sorry but that's just hilarious!!

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danimal_crackerz 26

At least.... He has a sense of humor? Sorry op, plenty of fish in the sea. He just didn't have to the balls to say it himself

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