By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
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PyroSam tells us more.

PyroSam 21

Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.

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thevelociraptor 31

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

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Applehead9001 5

Did they do it in song? ?(Sorry about that...)

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PyroSam 21

Oh yeah, it was terrible rhyming too. I can see that my boyfriend probably wrote it himself

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HarrisonChuuu 4

Send them back singing "Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to ride another guy today~ "

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Marie54321 19

At least he did it with style and not over a text...sorry about the break up OP

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Autism_Mummy 16

OP I'm sorry about your heart break. I hope the rest of the holiday season gets much better for you.

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bushwhacker274 9

I'm actually going to say YLS but YDI. It sucks he broke up with you, but that is one hell of a story to tell you're next boyfriend.

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eatandobey 6

that's kinda romantic! you should send a group back telling him to get bent!

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ErinRosado 14

"On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me..."

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Goblin182 26

I have seen a lot of "grand gesture" proposals but this is the first "grand gesture" break up I have ever seen.

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badgemaster 13

Wow... What a way to grinch up the holiday...

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