By PyroSam - 12/12/2014 18:07 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
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PyroSam tells us more.

PyroSam 21

Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.

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thevelociraptor 31

Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.

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ndnpride88 25

That's pretty creative

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sarah_baby22 15

Wow what an ass! He sounds really immature & heartless, if he did such a cruel thing to you. It seems as though he didn't care about your feelings & wanted to have a laugh at your break up by turning it into a joke. Try not to stress too much about him OP because if he was a nice guy then he would've told you in person. I'd say it was for the better..

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vikky538 28

I am wondering how long OP's boyfriend have been planning for this..because that's creative...

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i8cake 12

Way to incorporate the holidays and make sure it will always be memorable for you! Prick and vindictive to a new level!

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skippydoda 32

"I wish you a merry Christmas, just not with me there!"

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AlittleSanity 11

You should have given them some figgy pudding and sent the back to his place with a message of your own.

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Teddzz 19

Reminds me of the Family Guy cut-away gag where the doctor employs the Barbershop Quartet to inform a patient he has AIDS.

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PyroSam 21

Ha ha, yes that was brilliant. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

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