By plantfood - 06/08/2011 06:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML
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AgentSmith79 9

I've never heard of a dirty circumcision...

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FMLandurstoo 9

To make him happy just say "Damn!"

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cupcakesnpot 9

wow what a nice complement! I'm sure he was completely flattered!

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baller9622 0

My girlfriend just said pennis's dont turn her on

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enopola 5

...and today I realized I not only was a lesbian, but that I wanted to be a doctor.

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texasjalapeno_fml 0

Wat a gynecologist so u can be turned on all day?

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xoxLovely 0

Wen i saw my bf's thing, i just told him hes really gonna hurt me w/ dat thing lmao

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properbostonian 5

How big was it honey?

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Eaglestrike117 29

Seems like someone had a bad experience with a girl laughing at his uncircumcised penis...

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WishLine 6

No, actually. I'm too busy enjoying the extra pleasure mine gives me :P

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WishLine 6

Science tells me that. Besides, it's a sorry state of affairs when a girl expects you to have a perfectly serviceable body part removed for a half-baked reason as that. I'm happy that I live in a place where circumcisions are the odd-ones-out. That way, if any of us want it done, we go and get it done by own own decision ;) It's a nice idea, the choice thing.

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sky_surfer79 6

You shouldn't lie to young impressionable boys

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StarFishSteven 5

Did he smack you with it afterwards?

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