By ananomus - 22/08/2010 04:26 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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fadingaway 17

Kick him in the nuts and call him nutcracker.

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Ariasmake_1 0

at least your boyfriend has a sense of humor

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steelcityhunni 0

u dont lactate while pregnant!! u get colostrum right before you give birth....

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ajroxs91 0

I'm so srry, dang if my bf (who likes it, yes i'm too) said that, that would be the last thing he siad to me till at less 3 months after the baby was born.

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Sunfloria 0

Kinda his fault for kissing you there while you're lactating. lol

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breenarae25 0

WTF your prego n not married...

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Ashleigh96 0

if he said it in a sweet kinda way it'd be cute like your his little 'milky way' :D

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xchyennex 0

I know the feeling. my milk has just come in.

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momianajones 0

fake. lactation does not happen until after the baby is born. you are making this up. why?

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daeemann 1

Ha ha. That seems hot. Kinky but hot. Too many teeny boppers here complaining about the fact that she's preggo and not married. News flash, once you're in your midtwenties and finished college, people sometimes decide to live together before marriage and they may end up having kids. Also, you get charged for getting a marriage license and they economy is pretty bad. People may be living together and are practically married but they're looking for the right time when money is in the bank to get married.

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