Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD....

By FUSheldon - 28/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Millstadt

Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML

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Today, my dog is much too fond of barking at me loudly and at length for no reason. So is my girlfriend. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek

Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML

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By types - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided he was going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

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By a2 - 06/02/2014 06:57 - Australia - Bayswater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML

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Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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Today, my live-in boyfriend spent yet another evening trying to bait Twitch streamers into a debate about stuff he barely understands. He's obsessed with "growing his audience", and I'm getting tired of his bullshit. FML

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By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2014 17:51 - United States - Long Beach

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML

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xlord 27

Wednesday 28 November 2012 11:55

at least he isn't saying LOL everytime he hears something funny.

ariverperson 11

Wednesday 28 November 2012 12:01

write your own version of the roommate agreement and make his life hell!

Comments

nigelnoonga99 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 19:52

What dog does your neighbor have?

FMLkaiiden 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 20:16

Oh shut it, that's the best show ever. Instead of being all uptight and ridiculous, laugh with him. It's hilarious after all. Bring on the thumbs down!

meganmurray0614 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 20:54

Mine too

doglover100 28

Wednesday 28 November 2012 21:55

Make the roommate agreement to annoy him along with Sheldon's other habits. I like his bazinga catch phrase.

malikadreams 4

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:25

Sheldon is amazing why would you get annoyed???

Sanrio90 8

Wednesday 28 November 2012 22:32

I'm going to get a bunch of negative votes for saying this, but I honestly don't find this show funny at all. The jokes are terribly forced and while the show tries to be smart, all it really does is make a few one liners that anyone who watched Bill Nye back in the 90s could have written.