By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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steve247 2

Try circling it with a sharpie?

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orgasm_blush 4

Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

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iliketurdles 7

That's the problem; 'Being too hard', for him, it seems like he looses any common sense. For her (metaphorically speaking, of course!), she gets extremely impatient.

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mojjo21 4

Get a tattoo of an arrow right below your belly button that says insert/lick here Lol ;)

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that_band_nerd 22

This should be in a guide book titled "How to make trips to the beach awkward"

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airforce987 20

How does this get through the mods and mine don't?!?!? Wtf??

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Cinn_fml 22

When you said you've "pointed it out" maybe you weren't obvious enough. If he still doesn't get it after you've explicitly shown him where it is, then he probably won't ever get it. Or he just needs a bit more experience.

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michi23 0

Soo y does this make your life terrible?

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Epsilonyx 15

...why was this chosen...

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Boner35 0

Show him again and then again he will get it

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newlove_fml 0

Sex isn't the most important thing in the world, and nobody is perfect. Get the **** over yourself.

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Maddoctor 10

I don't know if you're a guy or a girl but let me tell you it is VERY frustrating that it's so easy for guys to get off and that a lot of them don't know how/won't put in the time for their girlfriends or wives to get the same satisfaction. I'd say OP is currently in this exact situation and is getting very frustrated over the matter. And I'm sure it doesn't help that half the people on this thread think she's some sort of immature bitch because she's not as sexually satisfied as she wants to be. No, relationships are not all about sex, but you would think that's it's an important part of any long withstanding relationship.

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limblessorphan 4

Oh... so you can't find it either...

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ReynshineCutting 10

Some women, no matter what, can only get themselves off and it's not always the guys fault. I'm sure it can be frustrating (I'm lucky and get off at least twice every time my fiancé and I make love) but I agree that sex is only a minor part of a relationship. And besides, it's more about the connection than getting off. If you're only doing it to get off there's a LOT missing in your relationship. Yes there are times when you're both just horny, but the majority of the time it's for the intimacy.

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