By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 15:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML
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steve247 2

Try circling it with a sharpie?

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orgasm_blush 4

Hmmm. How old are you guys I feel like that might play a big part in this.

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scottgeo 0

Tie him up and straddle his face. Make it an experience he wont forget

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copo37 7

Well if he keeps getting tangled up in your jungle, hand him a damn machete. After he's done his part in environmental demolition shave him a nice landing strip.

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swinglifeaway123 8

Your metaphors, are why he said it. You are very eloquent.

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EmyKaye 0

Dude I want your car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ZielZone 4

And you still date him. ROFL

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BB_ava 0

I'd go so far as to say, the majority of couples DON'T date for sex.

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dwh4574 3

Tell him to do some research on the computer. Lol ya sounds kinda nerdy but u talk about knowing how to please your woman ;)

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marqn001 9

i smell underage lol id laugh if their 13 woah!

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imcutefml 0

17isnt underage in many states some states underage is 15and down so 16and up is not always "underage" i know cause i did a report on it in health... For texas 17is legal age

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SwtCherryPie 26

yeah 17 is still a minor regardless... you may be able to get into rated R movies but you still cant buy cigarettes or **** or enlist in the military

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imcutefml 0

Not true my friends are 17 and have alredy been to basic

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Calyx_fml 21

Spread your lips wide and point to it with a chopstick. Put his finger tip on it and show him how to rub it. Shave or wax. Tell him it's on the outside, not the inside. Be explicit.

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Ugi 26

I thought the weird bit was the chopstick! WTF?

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HomeAl0ne 20

Ah, a chopstick! I was wondering what I was doing wrong....

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DjeePee 24

Hmm, I have some sort of a feeling that you're starting to get very frustrated...

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drawmesunshine 17

Sounds like OP needs some of The_Great_Zucchi

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Petunia888 13

OP sounds frustrated. Buy a vibrator and show him how it's done. Or you could turn it into a role-playing thing and you could be the teacher that punishes him when he gets it wrong. C'mon OP, have some fun with this.

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csudh17 6

That shit sounds straight. U down to meet up ?

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Doortje 29

I love the wording of this FML :D Poor OP though :( Maybe you really should draw him a map.

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