Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't... - FML

By honey, no boo-boo - 12/11/2014 17:55 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

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Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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By Maria39018 - 01/08/2009 18:17 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to be totally honest with each other. We even told some of our deepest, darkest secrets, in hopes of strengthening our relationship. He told me he had a diaper fetish, and would love to see me in one. There goes my sex life. FML

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Boundaries please!

By mary - 08/06/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me because I still close the door when I go to the bathroom. He pees and poops with the door wide open and expects me to do the same. FML

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Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 23:36 - United States

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Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading." FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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Dirty mind

By wow - 14/03/2013 15:43 - United States - Gilbert

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Today, my boyfriend got angry and threatened to dump me, all because I wouldn't give in to his demands not to go to a birthday sleepover with my friends. He seriously thinks it's going to turn into some kind of lesbian orgy and that I'll cheat on him. Thanks, PornHub. FML

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Dumbass

By O-|---<=~ - 18/10/2013 23:01 - United States - Bellingham

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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

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Big red flag

By Ultimate ultimatum - 05/09/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML

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By saywhat - 09/04/2013 11:05 - United States - Yakima

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Today, I refused to go down on my boyfriend of 9 months. He then shoved me off the couch and, half crying, yelled that I was the third girl this week to turn him down. After sobbing for a bit, he looked me in the eyes and said, "I need you to do this so I can prove my manhood." FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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cookiemonster116 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Weird fetish

Seabiscuit218 12

Thursday 13 November 2014 0:01

Sounds like he "needs" a diaper himself

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:22

*sigh* it's not okay to push your fetish on someone like that. There shouldn't be an ultimatum. If you're not into it, you're not into it. His kink does not have to be your kink. At all.

ARetardedSeal 24

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:27

Although this is awkward, ask him if he would drink a big glass of baby formula and multiple jars of baby food and see how he responses

es3508 16

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:05

He either likes them really young or really old.

Chente_313 15

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:06

This needs a follow up.

phoneaddict13 29

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:11

are you the couple that confessed their fetishes?

ohyesiwentthere 1

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:23

eerrrr.....ummmmm......uhhhhhhh......RUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

yungmumma88 10

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:30

Hmmm, I have a wierd fetish that I'd never ask my fiancé to do simply because it makes him uncomfortable. I'm totally fine with that. That's what **** is for!

Polynomial 28

Thursday 13 November 2014 17:08

I'm curious. What is it? I've discussed mine with mine, and she is okay with parts of it, watersports.

yungmumma88 10

Friday 14 November 2014 4:51

I'm into water sports, with me being in the receiving end. My ex husband introduced me to it one night where tequila was involved and its been a thing for me ever since.

Garnetshaddow 30

Thursday 13 November 2014 6:34

Regarding fetishes... The diaper/adult baby thing is a thing. It's just rare. I believe it has something to do with submission play. It for sure has nothing to do with pedophilia and does not warrant calling the cops. More an issue with the whole thing is that he's using the relationship as leverage. This stuff needs to be negotiated. If it's a dealbreaker for her... she should walk. If it's not, they should figure out what he can do for her, how often this is indulged... All that important stuff. He needs to be respectful or he should walk. Best of luck to you OP.

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 13 November 2014 11:39

Well, it seems to be a deal breaker for him. If so, he is entitled to break up with OP. He could use some more tact to communicate that though.

Polynomial 28

Thursday 13 November 2014 17:10

Best comment award goes to 118.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 13 November 2014 7:16

So, what are you waiting for?

bullen 6

Thursday 13 November 2014 7:24

That's so sick ?

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