Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate...

By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

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Same thing different taste

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 392

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

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You deserved it 152

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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You deserved it 6 985

What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

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By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

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You deserved it 6 466

Ditch him

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML

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You deserved it 133

By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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You deserved it 495

djb23 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:46

yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?

Avaquin 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:44

wow, that sucks. and he sucks.

Comments

evilqueencathy 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:26

Maybe he is collecting exes with the same birthday

I_need_a_hero 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 1:23

ouch /: that's never good. get him back for it somehow :)

budd28 0

Friday 8 July 2011 4:36

dump him

fmldude79 3

Friday 13 April 2012 6:58

Wtf thats insane

Knash 3

Monday 23 April 2012 9:31

Well, looks like you are in the market for a new boyfriend.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 17 June 2012 3:46

Get a life and a real bf

SecretlySilent 0

Monday 25 June 2012 20:13

Your boyfriend sounds like a douchemonkey.

CammyGal 26

Saturday 13 October 2012 23:46

Ooh, harsh :( Happy birthday OP, sorry your boyfriend's a douche.

Ugi 26

Thursday 5 December 2013 17:15

Wow! That's an FML with a sting in the tail! There I was, reading whine, whine, jealous, jealous, and then WHAM! Right in the kisser! FYL

nicky_8017 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:34

Tell home it is your birthday. Honestly, he's not worth your time.

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