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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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You deserved it 8 982

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 256

You deserved it 3 703

By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 340

You deserved it 3 291

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 20:00 - United States

Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 925

You deserved it 3 536

By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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You deserved it 3 740

By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 335

You deserved it 5 749

Plot twist

By Anonymous - 20/09/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I surprised my boyfriend with lunch at work. He surprised me too, when I caught him making out with one of his coworkers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 554

You deserved it 69

By pinchy - 07/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 983

You deserved it 4 644

Too much of a good thing

By tryingtoberomantic - 28/09/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 436

You deserved it 256

By heshay - 28/10/2010 04:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 759

You deserved it 3 543

infantrygirl 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 0:37

Um, okay. Rule of thumb: NEVER take someone out to eat at the restaurant they work at. sheesh.

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 20:36

he's not very bright is he?

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heygirlheyyyyy 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 19:22

wow. he is.. not bright.

hellosies 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 19:33

Dude, I'm assuming you can eat there whenever you want, why the hell would he take you there??

i_love_fml_11 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 7:32

you two need to communicate better lol he should know you had work that night/that you had to call out for work & he should know not to take you to the place you had to call out from lol i know a lot of people have said they don't like to eat where they work but i happen to love eating where i work. it is at a college though and the food there is really good so it might have to do with eating that over dining hall food. haha

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 4 August 2009 20:33

EPIC GRAMMAR FAIL My eyes! They bleed.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:43

29th. damn philip rivers threw a pick on a gw drive. damn

v8rax 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:38

retard , she didn't make the reservations , HE did smart one

skyttlz 32

Saturday 11 June 2011 7:59

I agree with # 30

texaschick1998 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:48

they're just pointing in out. not necersarily

texaschick1998 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:52

it loaded before I finished typing. it's like someone saying that they're parents r taking a family vacation to Wisconsin( random place) and that persons friend being like why would u want to do that. not meaning why did u do that just pointing out the obvious.