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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML

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By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML

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By Avomitmous - 09/02/2014 21:18 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, less than a week after moving in together, I decided to clean out my husband's messy room. In the process, I found a jar containing what appears to be a toenail collection. I don't think I'll ever regain my appetite. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2015 04:18 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By sexyhobbit - 12/07/2014 00:26 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML

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By twinkletoes - 17/09/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I went to get my nails done for the first time in a while. I don't like to go that much because two of my toes are connected, and I'm very self-conscious about it. The man painting my toes started laughing when he saw them and called all the other employees over to look. FML

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By caitplaysguitar - 09/02/2010 14:56 - United States

Today, I watched my boyfriend pick all the dead skin off of his feet. And then fling it at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2019 22:00

Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML

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Monday 28 December 2009 2:10

is that a collection of big toe nails or a large collection of toe nails?

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 28 December 2009 1:22

Thats uhm... unique

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Spooksu 0

Monday 28 December 2009 7:24

he prolly chewed em off, he's puttin his disgusting mouth on ur mouth

simawesome_FYL 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:59

noc

shockcrow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:19

thats pretty interesting, not too bad.. but kinda weird lol not an FML

shockcrow 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:19

thats pretty interesting, not too bad.. but kinda weird lol not an FML

terriibabiiix23 0

Monday 28 December 2009 14:43

that is just DIGUSTING ! I used to collect beanie babies when I was little but nawt toe nail clippings :/

lotusflower007 0

Monday 28 December 2009 15:08

wierdo... exit stage left girl. I would hate to see what other wired habits he has. It will only get worse as time goes on. He needs to find a girl who collects her dirty tampons, so they can be understanding of each other...