By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
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cassie13091 10

Maybe her house smells like flowers! :)

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SebastianG 2

Well what does his grandmas house smell like?

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Dracoboxer357 35

^ Like hot teenage models having had generous amounts of sexy sex, obviously. :p (Since it's important info here....)

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Dracoboxer357 35

41- Asshole moment, apologies. Sleep dep makes me a little mean. :p The question just seemed a bit ludicrous and redundant to me is all. Perhaps my sarcasm was uncalled for....:(

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Nutty4Muffs 3

Why would he want to eat mothballs? (SARCASM)

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perdix 29

You also smell like cat urine, moth balls and imminent death? Or Jean Naté?

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challan 19

Lmao! My favorites are always thumbed down, takes a specific kind of smart ass to enjoy them!

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Dracoboxer357 35

You know, for the first couple of months I was on fml, I disliked Perdix's comments, but he really seems to grow on you over time. :) (Sorry Perdix! But if it's any consolation, I find you very amusing in general now.)

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nak245 5

Tell him he smells like your grandpa's bathroom

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perdix 29

YDI for inviting hobos and transients into your home, then poisoning and dismemebering them. If you ever go over to your boyfriend's grandma's house, don't look in the basement freezer ;)

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Snafuusmc 12

You smell like prune juice and applesauce?

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Get Someday and youll smell AMAZINGLY!!!!

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Trisha_aus 15

Biscuits and menthol? My grandma makes yummy biscuits (cookies)

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loserman67 35

This can be a very good or a very bad thing. Here are a few examples, REAL examples: 1. I had a Grandmother whose house always smelled of apple pie and cinnamon - she baked alot. 2. My wife had a Grandmother whose house always smelled like fresh laundry - never knew why bit it did. 3. My friend had a Grantmother whose house always smelled like boiled cabbage - that was terrible. 4. Another friend had a Grandmother whose house smelled of cigarettes, vomit and cat urine - nuff said. and finally 5. My brother had a Grandmother-in-law whose house smelled like moldly cheese and medicine - yuck. So hopefully you smell like one of the first two and not one of the last three.

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therealslim 15

Thanks for the case study on the various smells of grandmas' houses

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Ruffclue 9

man u have been with lots of grandmas

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perdix 29

"I'm just getting warmed up."

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Dracoboxer357 35

....older movie reference starring Al Pacino as a blind retired army officer? Movie title eludes me at present....

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Enslaved 36

perdix, I knew out of anyone on here, you'd be one to pick up on this comment. (:

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perdix 29

Haha, Enslaved, I'm glad someone thinks they know how my mind works. Would you please tell me? Because I don't. ;)

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