Love: Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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snowman2684 1

Thursday 12 March 2009 2:59

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Friday 27 March 2009 21:56

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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SarahsWickedGame 0

Monday 29 June 2009 3:48

maybe he really really likes vegetables ?

happyapy 16

Friday 1 March 2013 16:29

Is he a vegetarian? If so, I'd watch out!

Blippety 23

Sunday 4 May 2014 1:01

Not everyone who enjoys eating vegetables is a vegetarian...

RenRen_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 9:28

Well, maybe he thinks you're a sweet smelling vegetable? uh...

no__namer 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 21:03

at least you don't smell like tuna ;D

Onkwehonwe 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 16:31

It could be a compliment. Maybe he's a farm boy at heart. It could be a cultural thing too, there's this Kahnien'keha (Mohawk) phrase that when someone smells good, they smell like September (because of harvest) - it could be similar.

jahwn 12

Sunday 19 July 2009 16:39

If he's a vegetarian, that's a good thing.

twitchy315 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 6:14

vegetables are good if you know what i mean ;)

how_to_implode 17

Monday 7 December 2009 6:00

Oh. Freakin. No.

dispkerdis 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 18:21

that's not so bad

biatchluuv 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 6:30

could be worse

Crowcaller 5

Saturday 1 May 2010 3:33

FML how?! Maybe it was a compliment. :)

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