By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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MissAmz 7

If eating crispy bacon is mind-blowing to him then yes, feel complimented. Crispy bacon is the ******* best!!

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Peacelove0404 26

Yes, you should feel complimented. Crispy bacon is amazing!

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nateo365 9

You should feel honored beyond relief.

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LadyEmi 15

That's defs a compliment. :]

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banemask 14

Thats the most romantic thing i've heard in a long time

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The_9th_Doctor 18

hell yes you should

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X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6

You should feel amazing. Crispy bacon was conceived in the hands of gods. Every true person aspires to be the closest thing to crispy bacon as they possibly can. If such a milestone is not achieved in life, you are nothing but a failure.

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