Love: Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm...

By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By sad life - 26/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Suicidal - 20/12/2009 22:40 - Australia

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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PDA FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:02

That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:58

Lol drop him

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Sienna420 4

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:11

You know there is no more spark in your relationship when...

OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:12

I could not agree more. Sexism is so stupid and has no real foundation, it isn't like women have spatulas for hands or anything that would make them much better at being in the kitchen than men.

dhardesty23 8

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:14

yeah that's definitely not a way to a woman's heart

ashleycuddlebear 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:15

If he can't treat you right the a divorce or marriage counciling is in order

eminemop 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:41

They're not married...

desireev 17

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:16

Some guys are funny like that. The nicest thing my boyfriend has done is, while we were laying in bed about to go to sleep, he opened his eyes really wide and stuck his face in mine and said "I'm paying you some attention since I haven't been doing it so much lately. Do you like it? I'm paying you some attention! LOVE THE ATTENTION! Cause it's the last you'll be gettin for a while!"

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:36

Why are you still with him?

perdix 29

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:56

That's even sadder than the OP's story! Are you so afraid of being single that you put up with such shit?

choloman 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 21:06

lol relationships should be fun like that

desireev 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 1:18

Yeah.. We aren't really touchy feely or passionate or anything like that. I used to be. I'm all about affection. And he used to be too. But he kinda just stopped being affectionate after a couple months into our relationship. And it isn't that I 'put up with it'.. I've just built a life with him and I wouldn't know what to do if we split. I know I deserve better. I'm a very kind, respectful, passionate, affectionate person. And he is none of those things. We have a successful business together. It would be really hard for me to start over.. Wow. Talk about an in-depth response. :)

perdix 29

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:34

I'm getting sadder, Deevee! I'm not sure what kind of business you are in, but it seems that sacrificing your chance to have a meaningful, fulfilling relationship is not worth it. Especially at your age.

that1guy1 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:18

But they do have milk and eggs already inside them? No but seriously I hate it when people are sexist in a rude way. Hell I love a good joke even if it's a bit racist or sexist, however if someone is serious about it that's when things get offensive.