Love: Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm...

By iheartmorons - 14/01/2012 14:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML

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By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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By sad life - 26/01/2012 06:23 - United States

Today, I realized my boyfriend is so seldom romantic that it actually makes me uncomfortable when he says something cute. FML

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Beautiful

By Anonymous - 10/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Suicidal - 20/12/2009 22:40 - Australia

Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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Ouch…

By Istilllovehim - 18/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Hampton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he becomes a boring version of himself whenever we are together. FML

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PDA FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 15:43 - United States - South Salem

Today, my boyfriend proposed: he told me the feeling he gets from being in love with me is the best feeling in the world, even better than the feeling he gets when he poops. FML

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OhHushDear 11

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:02

That's not very romantic... that's kind of rude, actually.

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 19:58

Lol drop him

Comments

jerseyboy732 16

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:06

Of course he feels empty inside, there's no food in his stomach

heraclitus 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:07

I think he c a gd potential in u for a futur housewife, he is just takin car of u lol

GenaALazer 22

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:12

I wish that your teacher would take better care at you.

flockz 19

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:32

i weep for the future.

ICATiger 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:35

Terrible..... grammar.... can't.... keep.... reading..... (faints)

GenaALazer 22

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:41

of you.* Fail...

ICATiger 13

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:43

geanAlazer there is a large amount of fail in this comment to much if you ask me....

flockz 19

Saturday 14 January 2012 20:46

^ *too ....and no, they were talking about their own comment.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:28

My Idiot-English Translation Engine has been busy lately. Here's another customer: *bzzz* *click* *whirrr* *DING!* "I think he sees a good potential in you for a future housewife. He is just taking care of you! Haha! I have neurosyphilis so I can only type with my nose." You're welcome.

KRS_13 0

Saturday 14 January 2012 22:31

Must..correct..grammar.. "I think he sees a good potential in you as a future house wife. He is just taking good care of you. Laugh out loud" I'm not even sure how I understood that comment.