By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.

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WrongRomance 11

Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.

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perdix 29

It says you asked him who he ****** (let's not use this "was with" bullshit) BEFORE he was with you. Did you ask him who he's ****** since he's been with you?

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TeamKelly 10

All sugarcoating has been removed with that comment.

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pheebs314 17

They probably should've had that chat before they had sex... Don't forget, you aren't just sleeping with that person, but with everyone they've ever slept with o.O

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SilverInGray 25

30, I don't think you can be statistically gay and straight. I think it's more about preferences than who you actually had sex with.

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pheebs314 17

I should've clarified that that was the line they used in my not-quite abstinence only sex ed class to discourage kids for having sex. I thought it was a more common tag line though. Sorry, guys.

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RedPillSucks 31

@39, you do realize #31 is talking about STD transmission, right?

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perdix 29

Hey, what's everyone talking about? No one's answering my ******* question! That is, my question about *******.

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TheDrifter 23

It would have been the prudent question, and I'll bet OP is itching to know now.

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lilhellian 26

There's more than one STD's.. and STD isn't the disease it's the category..

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HowieDoIt 21

STD's are like Pokemon cards, you can collect and trade with your friends!

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marcranger 28

Even if he's not a cheater, he's still a cheap ****. I hope the STDs are as easy to get rid of as he is, OP.

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lowshadows 21

OP boyfriend: "did her, did her, did her in the ass, did her in my car, did her at her house, did her in the bathroom, did her tied up, did her blindfolded, did her and her other friend at the same time, she did me. Am I missing anyone?"

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ironichalibut 24

Why only 'may' have an STD? Isn't that something you that don't want any ambiguity in the mix?

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amDes 11

sometimes UTIs or yeast infections can have similar symptoms as STIs, so he could be confused

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saidoh_fml 26

Both of which are highly unlikely for her bf to have.

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AgentSmith79 9

54, I think 35 was pointing out that an intelligent person would have gotten tested, to be sure if his symptoms were caused by and STD, before he opened his mouth to his partner. So where does this "may" shit play in? He should know if he has one before he risks ruining his relationship by admitting to something he may not even have.

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alwayswinning123 7

And the d bag of the year award goes to..your boyfriend! Now dump his ass.

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Nikkitaria 9

Achievement almost completed!

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