By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Let's give this douchebag a round of applause! *CLAP* Hope he is a goner-hea.

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WrongRomance 11

Sounds like you're headed for a break up and a check up.

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buckdharma 37

Well, Phyllis gave me syphilis and Alice gave me scabies Chlamydia from Lydia and from the dog, I might have rabies!

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ben10jammin 3

I laughed so hard sorry bout ur problem but thanks for the pick me up

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node_fml 5

It's time for you and all your friends to get together for an interesting conversation.

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wizzbee 13

I really don't see the big deal. The hooked up before you happened. You knew he wasn't a virgin, and love stories are never perfect. Std's are easy to get rid of. I would applaude his honesty- get tested, and enjoy the futuere: std free.

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RedPillSucks 31

Not all STDs are easy to get rid of. AIDS, Genital Herpes

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TheNewGuy03 28

I would like to know what sort of parallel universe you live in where STDs have no ill effects and are "easy to get rid of." Hook a brotha up, will ya?

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wizzbee 13

Well. Odds are he's got Chlamydia. One pill will clear that up. Since it's the most commonly transmitted STD. Hiv is rare- and doesn't spread easily trough intercourse. In adfition- If he had HIV- i really think the fml wording would have been quite different. Of course it may be one of the dangerous STD's, but it's unlikely. And good thing he told her- so she can get tested- and treated before she gets salpingitis.. I'm a doctor - and don't see an std as the end of the world.

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karlcolt45 19

at least now they can hear it from a friend. an angry, angry friend

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sugarshane007 20

Well things like this will really cause you to burn up OP.

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Twisted_Angel 17

Well, that's convenient... at least you know who the people are...

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Bebbo_fml 21

It's actually an STI as it's more of an infection rather than disease. But fyl and friend's life who got it.

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EMTchic 14

You deserve so much better. A real man wouldn't treat his girl like that!

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