By whorecrux - 02/07/2013 03:37 - United States - Newark

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
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Same thing different taste

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blazon_paradox 23

Nice username... Loling at the twisted reference.

OP, you are awesome! Potterhead woo!

When I'm 80 years old, I'll be sitting in my rocking chair, reading Harry Potter and my family will ask "Even after all this time?" And I'll say "Always" ;) hah

iGiveNoDamn 14

a replica of the elder wand would've been sooo amazing!

I would be excited about the hp wand more haha

Aww, At least you still have a vibe ^^

lkhardin 13

Well who could blame you? Potterheads rock!

Fancy_Nancy 7