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Maybe he'll make it up to you by working some of his own magic with the wand.
Atleast he's trying!
He was just trying to enter your Chamber of Secrets.
His snake might Slytherin anyway.
what ? Hewlett Packard make vibrators ?
Can someone please explain this comment to me...?
Kick ass laptops? No. Their laptops suck. Their printers are great, though.
Aha, I would have been more excited about the HP wand too OP. Love your nick by the way :)
Are these the wands that were taken off of sale due to girls of a limited age discovering their "other" functions?
Maybe it was just here then, fairly big a couple of years back, lots of mums complained after finding their daughters using them, just not in the recommended way.
Tell him "thank you, I'd figured you would have to pull off some magic to get me off"
Step 2: cover in invisibility cloak
Just keep on using it especially infront of him and EVErytime he wants sex, ignore him and say, I love my vibrator better babe. And just use it until it pisses him off! It'll be funny
Imagination is a good life skill, right?
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It's okay. Potterhead for life
Can't blame you, Harry Potter is awesome!