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By anonymous - 03/01/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me there was a tick on my shoulder and that he would remove it so I shouldn't worry. After about a half hour, lots of blood, and a ton of pain, he told me it was just a mole. FML
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GettyLee 0

Damn, that totally sucks.

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gina22100 0

Dam!!!!! Dats fkd up!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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awesomeguy1221 4

It's a little bit of an obvious difference. Then again, it's not your fault.

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gina22100 0

I tink he did it on purpose kus maybe he dint like d mole ....

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fairymacabre 7

seriously.moles are disgusting

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smiles2334 0

u must hav been starin pretty hard

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Doortje 29

I suggest seeing a doctor now. You shouldn't mess with moles!

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gina22100 0

They won't do that if u woukd have gone to the hospital they would have taken it of by using a lighter the heat makes the tik let go....

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Ribenalion 2

"Using petroleum jelly, alcohol or a lit match to remove a tick does not work." Taken directly from the NHS website. Pretty sure if it caused a lot of pain it would have been wise to go to a doctor as it could have had complications, and now you need to see one anyway :p

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zebra22 0

wtff? why would a doctor use a lighter, they would numb-(or how evrr you spell it) you and remove it thoroughly.

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treyzweezy 0

he probably didnt want to pay

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purplesanctum 0

Your boyfriend is an idiot, it's not even tick season. Go to a doctor!

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gina22100 0

A lit match does work I speak frm xpierience as a kid they took me to a hospital and d hospital ppl did that and it came of wit no pain at all....

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tencentsakiss 19

Please lay off the booze for everyone's sake.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

You didn't know you had a mole on your shoulder?

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