By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML
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squirell_AIDS69 0

If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.

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omgshaylaaa 0

uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Real men don't care about petty, non-essential things like breast size. No, bigger boobs does not mean more milk. What a concept.

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MissEvilTwin 0

That's is a lie! I have size 34H and I had too much milk for both of my kids

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Acousticpixie14 6

That had nothing to do with your breast size. Many women with huge breasts do not produce enough and many women with small breasts produce too much. The fact that you produced too much was just a coincidence.

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

**** are glands covered in fat, not sacks of milk. Contrary to popular belief.

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Acousticpixie14 6

Exactly. they'd be a heck of a lot heavier and sag a whole lot more if they were just giant sacks of milk.

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Snooopy_fml 5

dont ever stuff, because it will manage to show in the most obvious way.

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apathetic26 0

tell him if he dosent like your mosquito bites that his friends will

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hideyoself 4

your boyfriend watches too much ****.. fyl

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mike3775 35

I hope you 1) told him to **** off, 2) told him to get the **** out of your sight, and 3) is no longer your boyfriend

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condog95 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FYL

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boatkicker 4

He's an asshole. Wrap your boobs in an ace bandage, to flatten them down. Hang around his friends long enough to embarrass him with your newly flattened chest, then break up with him.

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Oniat 2

Tell him, "Then stuff a sock in your crotch. Deal?" Troll him back, don't take that shit from him

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