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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 00:51 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend told me to stuff my bra before going to a party with him and his friends because he didn't want to be embarrassed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 166

You deserved it 4 218

By Anonymous - 23/08/2013 14:29 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 621

You deserved it 12 212

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 207

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 453

You deserved it 3 756

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 666

You deserved it 41 848

By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 128

You deserved it 5 963

By fmll - 17/12/2011 13:17 - Norway

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 570

You deserved it 3 439

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 036

You deserved it 6 986

By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 117

By Anonymous - 18/05/2012 19:19 - United States - Paterson

Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 442

You deserved it 3 561

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Sunday 2 January 2011 9:05

If you're boyfriend really cared about you and liked you there would be nothing about you that would embarrass him around his friends. He's just an asshole if you ask me.

omgshaylaaa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:02

uhhh does he want his friends staring at your chest? creeepy.

Comments

savvy_suzy 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:11

Dump the jerk. Seriously.

LemonStarship 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:17

Some people are shallow. Sadly I'm also one of them so I can understand.

S4ndsurph3r 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 19:42

at least you decent enough to admit it.

zacharytk72 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:18

Then embaress him more because he has no girlfriend xp

PushMyButtons 5

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:29

win(:

Pocahontas22_fml 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:21

My boyfriend hates when I wear low cut shirts because he doesn't want guys looking at me.. your boyfriends weird..

DaveOnDope 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:08

Wha? He doesn't trust you then.

TitaniumSilver 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 11:10

Well, at least you know that he isn't serious about the whole thing. Now dump him.

FlaGuy21 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:22

Wow. What a dick.

JuuuusssstFML 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:25

tell him to stuff his pants! :p

kingpedro 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:33

what a dick. :/

taniaaaaa 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:44

what an ass ! if I had a boyfriend tell me that I wouldve kicked him in the balls. you need a new boyfriend, love

EmoSunshine14 2

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:46

YDI for having a jerky boyfriend! Shame on you, find another. (:

nycuser 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:51

Can someone please tell me how to send a private message only to a particular FML app user over here? I'm not able to figure out.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:27

Sure, no problem. First, douse yourself in baby oil. Then, spin around fast until you pass out. After you've regained consciousness, pick yourself up and clean up your vomit, then throw your phone/iPod against the wall as hard as you can, and the "send a private message" link will be there. Glad I could help.