By Willow - 17/06/2011 23:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 130
You deserved it 11 776

Same thing different taste

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I guess guys can have feelings too, but what kind of guy turns down sex?

dudeitsdanny 9

I can honestly say I spent at least 5 hours a week without a single sexual thought for two of my HS years.. It's what happens when your 50 year old Calculus teacher doesn't wear a bra. My testicles just retreated back into my body from the thought of it. And in the winter months? Forget about it. I was unable to think about sex for a few extra hours. Anyways... I used to jokingly tell my ex that she made me feel like a piece of meat.. But I did it with a hand on one hip, the thickest lisp I could muster, and sometimes threw in a z-snap, so.. Mine was obviously acting as much as a stereotypical girl as I could.. And I still let her have her way with me.. Your boyfriend's odd. Unless you always act this way, and only care about his looks and dick.. In which case, I can't say I wouldn't eventually get annoyed. Maybe. After a year of it.

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I only no one other guy like that and that is my lil bro. he would rather play halo and watch cartoon than have sex and hes 26.

tayruru 0

Does he happen to have a ******? ;O

theonlysweetpea 10

What a bitch. Any man would break his neck getting over to OP's house.

rezzel 0

now hes scared he cant perform lol

perdix 29

He probably doesn't like it that you seem to enjoy sex. Tell him you don't like sex and do it just to be with him -- he'll pop a boner right away.

amazingred 0

how can that be a turn off. what a loser of a bf...contact me ;) lol