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By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 983
You deserved it 3 341

Same thing different taste

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klovemachine 24

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

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Do you ever think that maybe he's seeing that other guy in secret, and just used the serenade excuse so you wouldn't find out?

why didn't you just open your own window?

Maybe OP didn't know about her boyfriend's attempts to serenade her until later when he accused her of cheating.

acerima 11

You're right, he did get the wrong window, he got your kitchen window, not bedroom.

He gets the window wrong and you get the headache, hardly seems fair! Outside of movies I think the serenade thing is usually a fail. If you can hear him so can others and usually they have no interest in that. Hope he accepts his mistake and stops accusing you of cheating.

Inciter 33

Y'all must not have been together long if he can't remember which window is yours. That's really sad. I hope things get better for you! Maybe he'll figure out that he made a mistake and will apologize for accusing you like he did.

I'm torn between this guy being epic enough to enact nearly every girl's fantasy and being a dumbass. I can't decide.

hanielfavela 6

Just make him feel shitty about his throwing/aim ability.

I feel so bad for you to have such a dumb boyfriend OP. hope it works out.

RedPillSucks 31

Are you dating Fred Flintstone? Why didn't he just pick up a phone and call, instead of throwing rocks?