Love: Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing...

By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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Assumptions

By 181999 - 14/09/2013 20:47 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment for the first time, only to see another girl walking out. I accused her of cheating with him and we got into a fight. Turns out I was at the wrong apartment. He lives next door. FML

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Violence is never the answer

By MUemma - 26/02/2010 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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Say Anything 2.0

By notsomuch - 01/08/2011 03:09 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Monday 25 March 2013 18:45

Rapunzel ra- MY NAMES RALPH

klovemachine 24

Monday 25 March 2013 18:40

is your boyfriend that stupid? :-(

Comments

trellz17 19

Monday 25 March 2013 18:48

It seems he has no common sense. But at least his heart was in the right place

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Monday 25 March 2013 18:50

Wow that started out funny but ended badly. FYL

TwoOneFive 11

Monday 25 March 2013 19:04

Like most fmls

josh7279 7

Monday 25 March 2013 18:51

He's your boyfriend yet he can't figure out where you live?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 25 March 2013 21:19

He was probably at some back alley to her apartment and didn't recognize which was hers. Not all apartments have the door and the windows on the same wall.

CharresBarkrey 15

Monday 25 March 2013 23:31

Reminds me of Friends where Joey was looking for the hot girl in the building across from his, but he kept counting windows wrong and kept ending up at Ross's place.

ManInTheMachine 19

Monday 25 March 2013 18:53

Sounds like he should've been asking the "Where art thou"'s not the other way around, huh Juliet? Doesn't matter, anyway. We all know how this story ends.

kbrawley1 12

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:08

"where are thou" Or whatever the line was, actually means "why are you"

jelly713 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:31

53, The phrase is "Where art thou?" which means "Where are you?" Don't half ass things.

cb1002630 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:46

Wherefore art thou

wjh100 13

Tuesday 26 March 2013 8:21

it means why are you she says wherefore art thou romeo as in why did I have to fall for Romeo who is from a rival family and she can't love. learn your Shakespeare and come back :)

friedchickenpie 14

Monday 25 March 2013 18:54

Throwing rocks at your girlfriend's window is usually a bad idea outside of movies.

jelly713 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 2:42

I think a nice phone call while standing outside OP's window would have worked better. OP's BF: "Look outside, babe." OP *looks outside window*: "You're here!!!" Easier & effective.

buddy51 23

Monday 25 March 2013 18:54

OP- This tells you that not all the rocks around are the ones your not so bright BF threw at your neighbor's window- a significant number of them seem to be rolling around inside his dim-bulb noggin! Good luck with this one, you're gonna need it!