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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Petey_Piie 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:48

Now he has truly fallen for you.

YurLyfeSucks 0

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:48

Not so cute now, huh

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xXobnoxiousXx 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:52

lol so jumping people is cute?

101autie 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:24

The cutest! :P

Fisahgurl 1

Sunday 19 February 2012 5:28

If done properly it is :)

sassypants93 17

Sunday 19 February 2012 7:05

It depends on how you jump them... ;)

perdix 29

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:52

At least you gave him head . . . . . . trauma.

kingsley_fml 8

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:56

This one blows.

Andr913 13

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:55

Yeah, you suck.

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:34

It isn't true love unless someone gets hurt *sniffle* this is what it's all about people!

Andr913 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:35

I guess people didn't like my pun...

harrypotter955 19

Sunday 19 February 2012 2:07

I see what you did there

AnagenisisZagus 13

Sunday 19 February 2012 7:05

Gee, Andr... I wonder where you got that idea from?

ramirez56743 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:53

A warning should be better .... Just saying

julialinn 2

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:54

Jumping on someone to say goodbye is cute?

phycoM1213 0

Monday 20 February 2012 6:44

Yes it is actually as long as she is skinny (under 160)

sassypants93 17

Wednesday 7 March 2012 17:04

160 isn't very skinny unless you are really tall.

NateSkye 3

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:55

And now its like the movie the vow... Cept reversed rolls..

gloopyone 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:55

Not unless she's into S&M.

lea3829 7

Saturday 18 February 2012 19:59

thats wut u call tough love....

angrymexican 8

Saturday 18 February 2012 21:34

That's what I call horrible grammar.

Snafuusmc 12

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:00

Well done! Although he should've gotten the idea of you running toward him though.

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:50

Your pic is hilarious!

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 19 February 2012 0:47

Thanks!

Chixken 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:19

I guess it wasn't cute.

ClassyCommando 13

Saturday 18 February 2012 20:21

Douchebags shouldn't comment.

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Same thing different taste

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