Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset,...

By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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Egg mode activated

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

Comments

etnsskat5 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 6:10

stupid crackwhore. quit ******* every inatimate object you see. you're gonna get herpes from a ******* doorknob.

Bludmagnus 13

Thursday 6 May 2010 2:29

Okay.. while buying the stuff would seem to make one want to give this a YDI, the reality is there is a two-edged sword here. If she was not legal enough to buy the things, someone should have gotten arrested. However, as this does not seem to be the case, if she is legal in the area she lives it, it does not matter if she is living with mom and dad. He had no authority to ground her if she is legal and sounds like an uptight hardass who may have been living in a delusion that she was still "Daddy's Little Girl" and he has a bit of trouble dealing with reality on the whole.

Jack_4194 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 7:25

Legal enough to buy these things? There's no age limit to buy a thong. In high school I knew 14 year olds who wore them. And anyone who goes to the mall without their parents has the opportunity to buy them on their own.

jverdouw 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 6:26

wow that sucks.

kman666 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 23:27

that's hot

Miss_Represented 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:00

WTF. If you're young enough to get grounded you sure as he'll arnt old enough to dress like that. That fact aside, you live with your rents=dressing up like a dominatrix a bad idea

DaveTheBrave20 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 1:21

u shud have wear normal clothes over it

yeahiknow0 0

Friday 20 August 2010 5:45

That's why you look through the peephole first :)

surescope 0

Friday 27 August 2010 3:36

ptvrachel 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:19

If you're going to post an FML story, at least use spell-check before doing so, because your spelling is definitely a ******* FML story itself. "silettos".