Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset,...

By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

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youhavenoidea 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:34

and ohh pleaaaaasee people wearing that sexy stuff doesnt make her a ****, you know how many millions of girls of all ages shop at victorias secret everyday? a ******* shitload and for what its worth it was for her boyfriends eyes and hands only its not like she was goin out in that shit to start hookin on the cornerrr

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:35

#25, I agree, as long as they're ready to do this and know exactly what they're doing. Its fine unless they're being pressured into it, or they're naive. Which in this situation doesn't sound like it. So i think it's fine, any girl should be allowed to act as she pleases, without being judged by people, especially her fellow girls. When girls call other girls *****, it's just letting guys call girls *****. We can do whatever the **** we want to do. and guys, doesn't everybody win this way? Parents, on the other hand, are a different story, they don't want to see us grow up! and your dad seeing you in such attire, that's rather awkward aha :)

benjimina69 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:44

k i dont get why u guys are ******** everywhere. she cud be 16-18. thats totaly cool for her to be sexualy active and its even better shes exploring her sexuality with her boyfrieind. i feel super bad id totaly cry.

weareflorida15 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 4:00

hahah. this so happened to me. except i was walking around in an all lace thong and my boyfriend's open jacket. my grandma walked in..

member0987654321 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:29

slovesj 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:46

sooo theres a few things wrong with this.. as its been pointed out: - if you are living at home with your parents you really need to be more cautious about your sexual escapades... - if you are living at home with your parents you are probably too young to be having sexcapades. - further, if you are getting grounded for being caught in this act, you ARE too young to be having sexcapades... - AND what the hell were you thinking just opening the door like that without getting a visual confirmation... You shouldnt get mad at your dad for grounding you. He is just being a good parent. Thats the least he could do in his situation. If you are exploring your sexuality then cool, whatever no one can stop you. But if you are insisting at doing it at a young age, you should know that you are taking risks... be a little more discrete before you give your poor dad life theatening-stress related health issues.

akshii 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:45

Okay to everyone that keeps saying things about why it took her dad minutes to get back to the house if he didn't even leave... he could have been looking through whatever he had with him to see if he dropped his keys in a bag or whatever... not that unusual.

BurnMaster 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:09

Damn I need me a girl like that

ToastedOats 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 10:57

****

exumer 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 19:25

I don't wanna be offensive, but I think you made this up. Well, it would take some time to dress in a corset and stockings and all the stuff you have bought. But most people realize they have forgotten their keys home in a few seconds after leaving the home. If he realized that later (like after he started driving), he would not come back for the keys, he would just ring the doorbell when he returned home. So I assume you are able to dress in a corset, fishnets, thong and stilettos in just a few seconds. Damn, you're fast.