Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset,...

By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 18:00

Today, my girlfriend insisted on dressing me up in her clothes, to spice things up. After dolling me up in a dress, heels, wig, etc., she goes to the store for wine but left her key behind. Thirty minutes later, the doorbell goes, so I open it in all my feminine glory, only to see a UPS guy standing holding a parcel and not my girlfriend. FML

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By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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By mothtal - 03/06/2012 16:13 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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Oh, hello

By kikuhime - 17/01/2021 02:01

Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML

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vandaleyes 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:12

Rule of thumb: If you're young enough to be grounded by your parents, you're probably extremely young to be wearing that. You deserved that one.

Bauer_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 0:09

"Um... I need to do this for a class."

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Weil 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:18

Everyone commenting is an idiot.

Protolisk 0

Friday 11 February 2011 3:24

But wait, that includes you... Oh crap, that includes me too!

Ngood7 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:02

Hey people, don't be so quick to judge. It's her life, some people mature earlier than others, and it's not really anyone else's place to say that they can't have sex (unless it's a statutory-rape situation, of course). As for the post itself, it was kind of dumb not to see who it was before you opened the door wearing that.

CrazedLeper 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 23:21

Could be worse: he could have *really* liked it....

FlavorfulUnicorn 4

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:34

Lol. Oops?

RenoEnvy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 9:53

Eaaaaaasy girl, a whip? Now you know its going to end bad if there's a whip involved. Ouch.... Literally.

A_bomb19 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:07

hey #55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumb ass! not all doors have peeholes! mine doesnt! it is half window!! to the girl that wrote this story: if you were my girlfriend, and i saw you like that, i wouldnt know what to say. i would probalby pass out!!!!!!!! that is, if your hot!!! picture??? ;) wink wink!

palmtree90 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 22:27

hahahaha I laughed so hard.

wantonsoup 0

Friday 6 March 2009 0:34

you definetly deserved that. what a *****

Ezzik 0

Friday 6 March 2009 2:49

lol u fail, girl

soccer15 0

Friday 6 March 2009 3:11

#96, your a dick. if shes serious with her bf they should have as much fin as they want. ive been dating my gf for 2 years and we do that kinda stuff all the time, your just a bitch who doesnt know how to be sexually adventurous. and were young enough to be grounded. bitch. i applaud your effort ms fishnets, that sucks you got caught