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By Darth Spasticus - 14/11/2015 09:12 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
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Idiotskillme 20

I wonder if someone could catch stupid from him...

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loko0909 13

He needs to do some research. Its not like an STI, you can't pass it from person to person like that.

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JohnnyWake0 13

I hope your not letting him use his dirty down under on you, passable or not

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chase007 10

I assume UTI means urinary track infection which if it does I would call your bf retarded sorry op

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Xion0014 20

He can only catch it from you if you guys had anal, every other possibility was probably from bad hygiene.

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techiejames 8

Drop him. He is stupid, and beyond help. He needs to drink more juices and water.

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samanthabolen 7

I kept getting reoccurring UTIs in middle school. My dad seriously convinced me that these were STDs. I hadn't even had sex, so I was very confused... Until I thought of the one sexual act I have done. And this is the story of why I stopped masturbating until last year.

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alaskanessy 8

You need to trade him for a smarter person.

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ErinShannon 27

If he doesn't know what a damn UTI is, he shouldn't be having sex. Seriously. People need to be more educated about sex and being safe and clean.

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