Love: Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents... - FML

By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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lsababy 10

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:32

I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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aleahlioness 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Could've been worse..

lonelyfreak_fml 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Lool that is quite creative!

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MeLoveCats 7

Sunday 16 June 2013 17:10

lmao that's hilarious! i'm sure they love him.

DirkNJ 2

Monday 17 June 2013 23:38

Not exactly something I would want to hear from a guy my daughter brought home but to be honest I would have probably busted out laughing.

klade99 4

Tuesday 18 June 2013 7:07

Requires courage, be proud of him.

Seroster 7

Sunday 23 June 2013 17:05

That is an awesome comment, you should marry him ^-^

reymon8823 24

Tuesday 2 July 2013 5:04

Nice save??

Amilli97 9

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:35

That's really awkward, but he seems quite adorable. Haha

xRezSynn 15

Friday 12 July 2013 5:40

He was nervous, and you forced him. What do you expect, seriously.

WICKEDxANGEL 13

Thursday 8 August 2013 9:27

that's a nice first impression :P

Cherice123 8

Thursday 17 October 2013 20:04

He's a keeper!

Cass_x 22

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:52

awww that's so cute! :D he's definately a keeper!

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