Love: Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents... - FML

By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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lsababy 10

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:32

I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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aleahlioness 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Could've been worse..

lonelyfreak_fml 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Lool that is quite creative!

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brrreeeebee 9

Sunday 20 January 2019 8:34

thats actually kinda cute😂

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