By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
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lsababy 10

I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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aleahlioness 15

Could've been worse..

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Juultje 8

Aww, he's a keeper <3 I'd let out a *squee* if my BF would tell my parents such a thing. xD

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SmilieAKD 20

OMG. LMFAO. He'd fit right into my family. We'd welcome him with open arms if that happened. The one thing we value most is a sense of humor.

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AnimeAddict95 20

Aww that's so cute and it sounds like he's completely in love with you!

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amifaiyaz 12

It might have been better to wait until he was less nervous to bring him to see your parents...

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Bilover96 5

Could've been way worse. At least he said something to make it a little better

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unclevertwat 5

At least you didn't offer to kiss his dick for making her. Actual exchange in a mall: Silly boy to very cute girl walking with gentleman: "Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, you're so fine, I'd kiss your daddy's dick!" Cute girl laughing while gentleman looks on: "Oh and hello to you to. This man I'm walking with in the mall, yeah, I'd like you to meet my dad." The dad was cool and just waved the young man off and said "Not a chance!" Silly boy went back to his now hysterical buddies looking like a smacked ass.

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