Protips from Dad

By Anonymous - 08/01/2023 15:00

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Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
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lgrave 7

I hope you tell him about the most important bits: consent and protection

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Anderling 32

I wonder if wife knows that if you *hadn’t* explained the practical bits she’d be a grandma-to-be by now

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lgrave 7

I hope you tell him about the most important bits: consent and protection

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Anderling 32

I wonder if wife knows that if you *hadn’t* explained the practical bits she’d be a grandma-to-be by now

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poopface82 19

Maybe that’s what she wants - to force her son into marriage and parenthood so she can have GRANDBABIES!!!!!!!!!1111111111oneoneoneone

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RichardPencil 30

I hope you didn't leave out that some of the bits must not be squishy. You may have forgotten that since we don't know if you've had sex since conceiving your son.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'm wondering why he went to his mother for that in the first place. But I hope you threw protection into that lesson, because it's the most important part. And consent. Definitely consent.

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amd21905 9

I teach a health class in college. it is scarey how many 18-20 year olds do not know their own body much less the opposite sex. I have had 19 yr old male ask if it's true you can get a female pregnant with anal sex! I have had several ask if the female is still a virgin if she only has anal! I can go on and on. Point is parent's talk to your kid's about sex. About consenting to sex. About birth control being BOTH people's responsibility!!! It is truly sad how many of our future generation has no idea!

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