Love: Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents... - FML

By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML

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lsababy 10

Wednesday 12 June 2013 7:32

I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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aleahlioness 15

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Could've been worse..

lonelyfreak_fml 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 0:15

Lool that is quite creative!

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profoundkisses 18

Wednesday 12 June 2013 2:59

That's kinda cute!

helen_ellexo 22

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:00

That is actually adorable

ocampo 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:04

that's a good ice breaker

hope4life 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:06

Haha Cute. Years from now you guys will think its funny!

khaya 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:38

Just be glad he didn't ask for a demonstration

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:45

Lmfao!!! That's great!

JaneDoe1024 6

Wednesday 12 June 2013 4:07

epic fail

Allennis44 16

Wednesday 12 June 2013 4:19

Smooth as a baby's bottom

oohmylaila 8

Wednesday 12 June 2013 4:19

ROFL!!! OMGGGG

DK_91 9

Wednesday 12 June 2013 4:20

good recovery I think!

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