By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
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I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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imtooshy 18

I think it's actually kinda cute. He sounds sweet and fun :)

I would be lying if I told you that I have never said something like that.

It could be worse, he could have told your dad "I'm glad you didn't swallow your daughter." Still you should be glad he is nervous too meet your parents, it means he cares about you

CharresBarkrey 15

Why would the dad swallow his own sperm?

Wow I really lived up to my name on that one, epic fail. I'm going to down vote myself

He's funny, your parents should love him! :O

I would have laughed my butt off lol!! So would my parents, they would have liked him!

You shouldn't have made him so I think YDI

Chel2010 10

OP, that's nothing. My fiancé saw my mom naked the first time he met her (she was sunbathing and I didn't see her :/ I just saw him turn around quickly and turn red) now it's a family joke.

unexpected but out of the box comment