By lsababy - 11/06/2013 18:46 - United States - Muskegon

Today, my boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet my parents but I made him do it anyway. One of the first things out of his mouth was, "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock, he added, "You know, when you made your daughter! She's awesome!" FML
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lsababy 10

I agree, I probably I deserved it for making him go, but we've been dating for a year and a half and I figured it was way passed time. Haha! It was extremely awkward and my boyfriend I were both beet red in the face, but luckily my parents are awesome and know he was super nervous, so they just kinda changed the subject and pretended that was never said. My brother high fived him. And yes.. more like F his life.

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aleahlioness 15

Could've been worse..

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Mamaluigi619 4

thats disturbing

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PokemonLove993 17

that's pretty funny I'm sure your bf and your family will be laughing about it soon enough :)

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bubble_burst 16

could've been worse... your parents might have replied " the sex was good but the girl is adopted" that would've really been a horrible fml moment.

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c_r_m_09 1

That vaccine is a joke. It can prevent like two out of 100 of the high risk human papilloma viruses which can cause reproductive cancers. I got the shots before I was sexually active and I still got hpv and am very high risk for cervical cancer due to it. It's not fool proof by any means.

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c_r_m_09 1

Shit. Accidentally posted to this one and not the hpv vaccine one. Damn iphone.

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Iniezian 18

I believe this comment was for the FML directly below this one.

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dakkat720 6

yep... looks like he got that captain obvious.

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CharresBarkrey 15

86 - He? Really?

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sugarbear0727 19

Lmfao. That's hilarious. My parents would've laughed.

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Cazz91 21

Depending on the type of parents they may have thought that was pretty clever and funny...or horrible.

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MontvaleMayhem 11

He could have followed up with, "you know, she could have been on the pillow or swallowed by mom!"

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