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By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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By nemo518 - 23/12/2010 06:36 - Canada

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML

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By miiiiilk - 05/12/2010 11:12 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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Nomnom

By wow babe - 19/11/2012 17:46 - United States - Arnold

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

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Repetition

By Fuck - 25/02/2015 21:39 - United States - Fowler

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML

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By disney_dick - 08/01/2018 00:00 - United States - Mims

Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Lozza111 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 8:56

haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining

ZleveL 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 9:01

my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)

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welandedonthemoo 5

Friday 23 July 2010 2:01

I have crop circles in my bush

ManaUser 0

Friday 23 July 2010 2:46

At least he said it was mighty.

xttiiaax 0

Friday 23 July 2010 3:02

hahaha maybee you shoulldd shave that thenn

MooseIsLoose 0

Friday 23 July 2010 3:36

you might want to get out the weed wacker and tame the jungle! just sayin....bad kitty!

katieh15 0

Friday 23 July 2010 3:39

LMFAO, I'm guessing the lion doesn't sleep tonight.

sueannpalma 7

Friday 23 July 2010 3:41

hahaha YDI shave that shit lmfao

RawrBunneh 0

Friday 23 July 2010 3:41

ewwwwwwz shaving is uncomfortable with the stubbly feel! I used to wax down there now I have had laser hair removal. i love it!

terranada 3

Friday 23 July 2010 3:44

it's calked shaving cream. I thnk ur bf was trying to tell u sumthng op

rubyliu8420 7

Friday 23 July 2010 4:12

ydi! shave that shit bitch!

bakingstuff 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:20

op did your boyfriend also say hakuna matata?

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