By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML
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Lozza111 0

haha, your bf is awesome, stop complaining

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ZleveL 0

my comment never showed ip :( I was first too D: anyways, all my comment was was "the penis sleeps toniiiiight" ;)

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dridri97 0

wow OP u shud shave maybe it's an FML for him. I can see it now, today I was going down on my gf and wen I pulled off her underwear it was soo thick I started singin in the jungle. FML haha so srry though OP

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Crubbs 1

Trip your jungle then haha () <----3

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baybegurl 0

haha that's ******* discusting like go and shave OP.

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fuqluv 0

ahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahajjahah

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whipdeez 0

bald is beautiful, and hygienic

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fuckdamnshit 0

you're lucky he didn't dump ya ;D & don't complain. that's funny! he's coooool. :) & shave? ya furry little monster.

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marylovesyou8D 7

if you have a problem with him saying that, you should... a) get a sense of humor or b) shave. D:

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shoieb9 14

@ OP you have a lion sleeping down there??? :P

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Babblez 0

Actually #199 you can't do either. It would haved to be LedOL. You can't have laugh'd out loud because laugh'd isn't a word. OP. He still went down on you. Get over yourself and lighten up, boys joke. It gets worse as they get older. If you're self concious about the hair, get rid of it, its seriously not hard. You don't even have to shave it all the way down. There are razors that have a normal razor on one end and an electric trimmer on the other end. Use the trimming end, basically leaves your hair at extremely short stubble length and doesn't have painful regrowth :)

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