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I dont understand what the deal is with someone holding your hair. My hair is the last thing Im worried about if im yakkin'. GTFO the bathroom, I'll use this invention called a hairband!
Omygosh you're so heroic :O Please give me your autograph?! -_-
You know, it was nice of him to help.. If my girlfriend was in a situation, I would hold her hair back too, it`s just polite, not just that.. It`s respect for the person, and something you should do anyway. Though if I was in his shoes, I would have puked on the ground.. Easier cleanup and less disgusting I find.
ewww, lol at least he cared enough to be by u when u threw up... even though he threw up on ur hair afterwards, lmao!
@12 if someone is about to throw up do you really think they will be like hey wait!! let me go and find a hairtie first.. then ill continue to throw up.. dumbass....... and lol that sucks!
I highly doubt if you're about to throw up, you have the time. Even if you're wearing a hair band on your wrist to tie your hair up. I don't know about you, but when I'm about to throw up, it will be within the next 5 seconds, so I doubt the first thought that goes through someone's head is 'OH NO, I MUST TIE UP MY HAIR, BECAUSE IT'S ALOT WORSE TO VOMIT ALL OVER THE FLOOR THAN GET SOME IN MY HAIR.' And you are a dumbass, learn how to differentiate from 'Your' and 'You're'.
I usually have about a full minute between when I realize I'm definitely going to throw up, and the time I actually vomit. Plenty of time to put my hair up, except usually i'm not that motivated. I just grab it and toss it over my shoulders. It's long enough to stay put. OP: It's sweet of your boyfriend to want to help, but next time, I'd advise asking him to stay outside the bathroom. I know after I'm sick I usually just want to brush my teeth and go to sleep, not get up and take the time and effort to wash the puke out of my hair. FYL for sure.
it might not be her bathroom, though. new year's eve i ended up holding back my friend's hair while she threw up in the bathroom of the girl's apartment we were in; i doubt she'd have any clue where hairbands were, and her hair's long enough that she throwing it over her shoulders wouldn't work.
Thankyou grammar police. I am saying I don't want anyone to stand over me while im throwing up, I'd rather have vomit in my hair than have someone hold it and hover while I VOMIT. IMO! You see the "I'd" I WOULD, talking about myself. As boatkicker said, its not that hard pull it out of the way yourself unless you like to grab the toilet bowl with both hand and wretch. Holy shit.
sorry, but thats the funniest thing ive heard all day
that's horrendously disgusting. i wouldn't say YDI even if you were drunk.
In some countries, this is a form of foreplay...
bahahaha awesome. 2 people, 1 dinner
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aw... :D how is this a FYL? that's so sweet of him to do that for you :) whether or not he threw up in your hair. you two can take a shower together to wash off ;)
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