Today, I’m counting the things my mother has broken or ruined...

By DisappointedDaughter - 26/06/2019 16:03

Today, I’m counting the things my mother has broken or ruined since I let her move in with me a year ago. So far, the list contains a Christmas tree, my power drill, a toaster oven, inherited kitchen knives, an expensive bath towel set, multiple kitchen gadgets, a flatbed scanner and a laser printer. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By anon - 14/01/2013 03:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, I walked into my mother's house to find that she had knitted clothes for some of the household appliances. The toaster was wearing a dress. FML

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Chill out, Mom

By poor girl - 27/06/2020 05:03

Today, my mom came over for dinner. She lost her mind, screaming and yelling, because my oven melted the dollar store cooking dish that she insisted on using. Never mind the fact I’m going to have to pay a couple hundred, if not a thousand dollars for a new stove. Oh no, she’s out a whole buck. FML

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Go ahead

By Anonymous - 22/06/2022 04:00

Today, I spent four hours listening to my mom berating me about how I needed to throw all my stuff out as she helped move me. Over 2/3 is hers. About 1/4 is my dad’s. FML

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By phonemenace - 17/08/2011 09:50 - United States

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

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Change the locks

By Ozzie - 29/09/2017 19:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, my 81-year-old mother threw out the packaging for a 3-day-old $1,700 monitor I was going to return due to a defect. I live in my own home, but she randomly visits to "clean up" without asking me. Now I'm stuck with an expensive, defective monitor. FML

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By meh - 26/05/2015 05:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

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Hangry

By Anonymous - 21/07/2021 22:01 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today, my mom has two workbenches in her basement. They are so cluttered, they have all but disappeared. Now that she’s actually building something, she just uses the chest freezer as a workbench. I’m hungry and my dinner is in there. FML

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Untidy

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 14:02 - Germany

Today, my mom wanted a pat on the back for putting away some bottles that were clogging up the kitchen bench. She put them away by putting them on top of the dishwasher for me to deal with. They were from a trip she took over Christmas. It’s now March. FML

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By monster in law. - 17/12/2014 07:35 - United States

Today, my mother-in-law gave me a toaster and a fork as a wedding gift. FML

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Wednesday 26 June 2019 17:59

Umm all that sounds like she is intentionally breaking things or she is just inept and shouldn't be touching anything 🤔🙄

Fran Rolli 8

Wednesday 26 June 2019 21:24

Time for mother to grow up and live in the garage

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Charlie Given 26

Wednesday 26 June 2019 17:59

Umm all that sounds like she is intentionally breaking things or she is just inept and shouldn't be touching anything 🤔🙄

kristalurena 8

Wednesday 26 June 2019 20:32

My question is why’d you have a flatbed scanner and a laser printer? Ever heard of an all-in-one?

TCRII 29

Wednesday 26 June 2019 20:43

Suck it up. You ruined her figure and destroyed her hooha during childbirth.

404wan 19

Wednesday 26 June 2019 20:57

She chose to have a kid, Op had nothing to do with that. Dont break things that arent yours.

Fran Rolli 8

Wednesday 26 June 2019 21:24

Time for mother to grow up and live in the garage

AmbrosiaFan 18

Wednesday 26 June 2019 23:14

How did she break it all? And has she replaced any of it?

TheSminty1 17

Thursday 27 June 2019 3:07

Avenge yourself! Love long enough to be a problem to your kids

Denita House 5

Thursday 27 June 2019 20:06

sounds like you broke a lot of her stuff growing up! Sorry, I've been making plans for when my children are older!

Ryanne Whitley 5

Friday 28 June 2019 2:01

What is she The Hulk? You got more damage than after an Avengers Fight!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 30 June 2019 2:07

Sounds like the biggest thing broken was someone's pride. I can't say if it's yours or your mother's, but someone's pride is definitely shattered here.