By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 19:03 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML
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UltimateIdiot911 0

You should have had him get tested first.

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kellster 2

And that's why they give all these classes on safe sex. All for naught, apparently. Condoms. Look into them. Testing. Look into it. Also, your bf for the fail. Good honesty there, jackass.

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fcuk_mylife 0

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA omg. i have no words.

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Anne_Onimus 0

Is it just me or did you steal this idea from Forgetting Sarah Marshall?

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1sharpchica 0

Those of you that said you can contract it even though you use condoms are correct. and to #30, you're not exactly correct. I have herpes and am pregnant. They only give you a c-section if you have an outbreak when you go into labor. They give you supressing drugs for the last 3 months of your pregnancy, and the baby does just fine.

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starcheckered 0

you deserved that one for not having him tested before having unprotected sex.

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starshine3987 0

You're lucky he didn't have aids. He still could unknowingly. Always get a partner tested first. That one's on you.

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pinklemons 0

why must almost everyone assume she was not using protection?

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Ender_ 0

#97 - See post 93. Someone already addressed this with me. Glad to hear that your baby is doing well though!!!

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indialpc 0

you MIGHT not have it if you always are protected and haven't had sex when hes breaking out, go get tested!

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whynotlive 0

wow dude thats messed up if he didnt tell you that in the first place

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wichitagirl87 0

lol well sounds like maybe he was just kidding!! hopefully anyway. Surely if you guys have been having sex that long he would have said something before then... I'm sure he was not serious he was prolly just bein a smart ass cuz you told him to ignore the jerk at work when he was pretty stressed about it

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