By anonymous - 17/11/2011 20:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
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flagg1888 3

Yeah, that is a little worrying. Games are good but they aren't going anywhere. Buy a toy of your own?

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The_Playful_Nun 0

Sounds like he's missing out more than you are

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TomPusslicker 21

I can't believe anyone would choose videogames over sex...i'd offer my services, but, i'm sure that jokes been done. lol, you gotta find yourself a guy that doesn't only **** you by repeatedly hitting 'x'...i'll leave room for people to make a joke about the 'O' button.;)

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jobsman99 0

My brother has the best if all worlds. He plays his video game while his girlfriend is topless with him and he plays with her big ****. I also walked in on them one time where he was playing his game while she was on her knees giving him a great ********. They did not even stop when I came in.

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deadlymerc 0

elder scrolls is lame. cause once story ends the game is worthless

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FajitaFreak 3

Well, sex is good, but not all the time. Nothing wrong with playing video games too. We all have our hobbies. Imagine how he feels when you get a new makeup kit, a DVD set of sex in the city, and new shoes... Guys have games. Girls have emotions and other girls. Deal with it. If he doesn't **** you every two days or so, talk with him. If you both don't want as much sex as each other, find someone else. Personally, I pitty him. I'm in the same boat. Sex is cool but in moderation, I don't want that much, so I rarely get any because girls are INSANELY horny. Girls want sex way more than guys do. They're just not as obvious about it around guys.

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purplemnm 9

Um...I'm a girl, and I have games. I'm not that emotional, and I don't have very many "other girls" coz I'm such a nerd and all I wanna talk about is video games and hockey. Maybe you shouldn't generalize the whole female population.

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FajitaFreak 3

? I was commenting in regards to the OP, who insinuated that because her BF got new games to fuel his hobby, she won't get laid anymore. That's not a fair statement nor is not getting laid worthy of a FML.

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shootxtoxkill172 0

Honey try a year.

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EAT1996 0

Lose that zero and get yourself a hero

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