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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By Nathalie01 - 23/01/2025 20:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by baking him some cookies for the first time. He took a bite and said, "Wow, these taste exactly like the ones my mom used to make!" I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd used a store-bought mix, because I can’t bake to save my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2025 12:00 - United States

Today, I baked my boyfriend his favorite cookies for his birthday. Well, I tried. I followed the recipe, but they somehow turned out diamond hard. When he tried to bite into one, he chipped a tooth. Instead of being mad, he laughed and said, “At least you tried.” Now I’m stuck with inedible cookies and a dentist's bill. FML

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By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Yummy

By Cupcakes - 15/04/2013 05:11 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:40

You know, that whole conversation really was... *puts on sunglasses* ... in bad taste.

Micayla 12

Sunday 31 October 2010 9:25

Aww! Thats mean xD You deserve it for making fun of his cookies(:

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iRadiium 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:25

haha don't make fun of his cooking :p

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 31 October 2010 20:44

Maye he was trying to make some scary halloween cookies, the shape didn't turn out like he anticipated.

varkey 7

Sunday 31 October 2010 21:49

your bf is a cannibal?? ydi for not dumping him

elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 22:56

My dirty friend Sanchez has served that up on occasion.

elmorous 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 23:01

81 was supposed to be in response to 66 ...

minty1807 9

Monday 1 November 2010 0:14

you clearly hurt his feelings..

blowkiss 0

Monday 1 November 2010 6:21

is he your ex boyfriend by now? xD

RKD 23

Monday 1 November 2010 17:59

What a jerk! And oversensitive, too! Your bf, I mean!

gigilvrs6 0

Monday 1 November 2010 18:22

At least you taste great?

FML191919 3

Monday 1 November 2010 22:54

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